What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 23:56
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
Massive Asteroid Bigger Than the Empire State Building is Racing Toward Earth - The Daily Galaxy
Octopussy
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Wild card Boisson stuns Pegula - Roland Garros
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What was your first trans experience like?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.